Bank of America, 6:55 p.m.

These days, bankers may be wankers, but at least you know they’re not going home early…

Second Careers for Failed C.E.O.s

Everyone is slamming C.E.O.s for their incompetence and excessive spending (conveniently forgetting that two years ago we didn’t care as long as we were making money, too). These guys don’t need to be judged—they need sympathy, understanding, and most of all, job advice. So we thought we’d suggest second careers for some of the Recession’s fallen corporate heroes.

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CNBC: Cuomo Subpoenas Thain

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A breathless Charlie Gasparino is reporting on CNBC that New York Attorney General has subpoenaed former Merril Lynch CEO John Thain over the $4 billion in bonuses that were paid out to the company’s executives late last year.