For once you get to lord it over the Goldman Sachs suckers, my unemployed friends. Sure, they’re getting record bonuses this year, but do they get a holiday bash? Uh-uh.
Meanwhile, around the country, people are organizing company parties for the company-less. (In case you missed seeing your co-workers get drunk in totally inappropriate clothing choices and then clumsily grope each other.)
In New York,Redemption Bar and Grill is throwing a party on Dec. 14 for “hardworking New Yorkers who’ve been ‘scrooged’ out of their company holiday party. ” It’s clearly not meant for the jobless, though, since the Effen Holiday Punch is $12.
Finally, in case you’re still going to a company party—say, your spouse’s, WalletPop has a guide for how to be unemployed and awesome.