Looking for some timely Halloween costume ideas? Let the recession be your inspiration. Whether you’re dressing up as Bernie Madoff, the repo man, or a laid off CEO—now’s the time to get crafty and start planning your recession-ready party wear. And if you’ve recently been laid off, then consider it a blessing. After all, you’ll have more time to grab your glue gun and start making your own costume from scratch.
Here, some of our favorite recession-inspired costume ideas.
Bernie Madoff: Dressing up as America’s No. 1 Ponzi schemer is shaping up to be a popular option this Halloween. Just pick up a Madoff mask (available at costume stores across the country, as well as online), a suit, and you’re ready to go. Just don’t forget to stuff your pockets with cash to make the costume complete.
Pyramid Scheme: For Madoff enthusiasts who prefer to be a little less literal, why not try dressing up as a pyramid scheme? Create a wearable pyramid with cardboard and green paint, and turn the pointy top into your very own hat.
Bank CEO: You’ll need an expensive suit, for sure. But what will really make this costume pop is the golden parachute (i.e. a spray painted bed sheet) sticking out of a backpack on your back. Take our advice, though, and prepare to get soaked, since drinks may very well be getting tossed your way throughout the night.
Bear Market: There may be no better icon of the recession than the bear market. To get in the (admittedly, depressing) spirit, go big with a faux-fur bear costume for the night, and tape a red cardboard arrow—pointing downward—on your chest.
Job Seeker: If you’re unemployed or not, this costume ought to be easy. Get dressed up in your favorite suit, grab a brief case and a resume, and you’re ready to go. And hey, if you happen to see someone who’s looking to hire while you’re out at a party, you’ll be prepared.
Housing Bubble: For anyone who enjoys crafting and has plenty of free time (read: those of you who are currently unemployed) making a housing bubble from scratch could be a lot of fun. Make a clear bubble big enough to stand inside, cover parts of it with your local newspaper’s real estate section, and you’ve got yourself a housing bubble.
Repo Man: Nothing’s scarier to a person who’s behind on their car payments than a repo man. To get the look, go casual with jeans, a well-worn t-shirt, and a backwards cap. You can bring along a toy tow truck for an added kick, or add some chains to your getup—since you’ll need them to attach repossessed cars to your truck.
Mortgage-Backed Security: Finance whizzes need only a (lightweight) children’s dollhouse and some chains or ropes to make this costume work. Put on a business suit, grab your briefcase, and strap the dollhouse to your back. Paint your face black and blue, and you’re ready to go as a mortgage-backed security.
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