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Money Funnies
If you can’t laugh, you just might cry. We’ve collected a few of our favorite funnies to get you through the next news cycle.
What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s the definition of optimism? An Investment banker ironing five shirts on Sunday evening.
What’s the difference between investment bankers and pigeons? Pigeons can still make deposits on new BMWs.
The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left side nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s left.
Why don’t sharks attack Bernie Madoff? Professional courtesy.
What does AIG stand for? “Ain’t I Greedy!”
The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. My car has been repossessed.
What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common? They both have frozen assets.
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